The Weirdest Christmas Candy You Never Knew Existed

The Weirdest Christmas Candy You Never Knew Existed

Hi, why are there so many disgusting flavors of candy canes?

By Kristyn Pomranz

When you think of Christmas candy, your mind probably conjures visions of sugar plums, or candy canes, or peppermint bark. (And definitely not Skittles, Starburst, or Jolly Ranchers like these sacrilegious states!) But there are a bunch of Christmas-themed candies that you probably have never heard of — and with good reason — because they center around such non-Christmassy themes as wasabi and farts.

While there is simply no reasonable defense for something called "Santa's Surprise Stocking Stuffer Poop Candy," we can't deny that such scatalogical sweets are trending upwards. As such, we've researched the weirdest Christmas candy that you never knew existed... featuring lots and lots of unnecessarily disgusting candy cane flavors. Enjoy! (But don't.)

Santa’s Coal Black Bubble Gum





Bacon Candy Canes



Sriracha Candy Canes 

Wasabi Candy Canes

Gravy Candy Canes

Pickle Candy Canes

Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane ("No flavor. No stripes. No spirit.")

Reindeer Poop

Reindeer Farts Cotton Candy

Frosty Boogers

A Christmas Story Oh, Fudge Tub

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