January Jones: Because she won't tell you who her baby daddy is. And because young child actors keep attesting to her "less approachable" ways.
Kate Gosselin: One word -- baggage.
Madonna: Because she keeps getting older, but her boyfriends stay the same age. Also, have you seen those arms? She's not one to mess with.
Tara Reid: Wait -- nevermind -- someone else just married her.
Taylor Swift: Sure she wears t-shirts, but she will most definitely write a song about you when you break up.
Lindsay Lohan: How much fun will you really have if she's always under house arrest?
Sienna Miller: She will leave you for Jude Law (again) in 1, 2, 3. . .