Pattisms

Next Gallery: Episode 3: Andrew & Laurence

"I believe the penis does the picking. If the penis does not get off the couch and raise the flag pole, I got no match. Mr. Downstairs knows who he likes and who he doesn’t like."

"It’s like Free Willy. Free Willy got really lazy being in the tank they put him in the ocean and he stopped hunting and fishing for his food, you have to retrain most men right now, he’s not doing it so in order to get those hot women he wants he’s gonna have to learn how to go and hunt for what he wants."

"The problem with men looking for the Holy Grail is that the Holy Grail don’t exist."

"No bling, no schwing."

"I’m the momma, I know best."

"Most people can’t find love because they overanalyze, they’re ultra picky, and they find things wrong in people. We call them flaw finders."

"We have to look through tons of coal for that one special diamond in the rough."

"Most men want to lead. They’re the king of the jungle. In Order to be the King and have their Queen, the Queen is going to let them take charge. Not ask them out on a date. That’s a pussy."

" My favorite client is probably the heavy-hitter. He’s the Billionaire on the go. He’s the whale you see in Vegas. He’s closing the pit and doing $25,000 hands and he lives large. He is the most opinionated person, he’s difficult to work with, he’s the stallion that cannot be tamed, he’s often a player. And I’m here to create him and make him a stayer."

"So when the basic instrument of the male lifts itself, does that tent salute, that’s the barometer whether they’re attracted to the girl. That doesn’t mean it’s a match. That just is the first thing for them to ask a girl out. Then they look under the hood of the car."