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Prince Full of Poppycock
Destin discusses lions and tigers and princes, oh my.
What a week at MC. My client was Captain Monogram himself, Prince Max. He is looking for the right woman to settle his royal loins down with. Yep. Nice guy, but a little too "affected." Still, duty calls, and I'd like to see him happy and sailing off into the sunset with the perfect dame.
Then we have Rachel's winner, Danny the Geek, a Groupon mascot who is about as socially awkward as a Jonas Brother at an orgy.
With my encouragement, Patti instructs MaxiPad not to lead with his "royal" foot. She then gives Danny Boy the hipster makeover to give him the illusion of showering.
At the mixer, Prince hides his symbols and surprisingly shines to the girls, ending up with my top choice, Clark -- a tall, blonde, drink of water -- that fits him mentally. Dan the Man on the other hand, ends up choosing a feisty spitfire prepared to eat him alive. . .seemingly literally.
Max and Clark kiss. Yay. Happiness. Good Prince. Daniel and Sheena kiss (well, she kisses him) and his tiger turns out to be nothing more than a little p---y. In the end, I'm proud of my client , his royal highness -- and really, that's all I can ask for. Meow.