Scott: I would like another version of me in a beaded gown and a champagne glass to show up and talk to me and tell me what to do.
Emerson: I don't want a hotter version of myself showing up anywhere. It's like being the ugly twin.
Kenya: What the hell is going on? I understand she’s a virgin, but she ain't stupid is she? Damn!
Emerson: Technically I’m still a virgin. I was saving myself for marriage...and then the gay thing happened.