Andrew: Is that with Kim Kolziak
Sam, Jack, and Julie: Kim Zolciak-Biermann!!
Scott: I’m so glad by mom has never been involved in my relationships. Or meeting my boyfriend’s mom. No thank you.
Best Time Ever - NBC
Brandy: The best time ever is going to be these chips and dip you’ve made!
Scott: Neil Patrick Harris hosts everything. Everything.
Blake: I wonder if he’ll host my birthday party next year.
Julie Egber: I don’t think (Neil Patrick Harris) has aged since Doogie Howser.
Julie: He’s literally going to cure cancer in the next episode. He’ll cure cancer while doing a dance number.
Brandy: That would be the best time ever
Jane The Virgin - The CW
Scott: I would like another version of me in a beaded gown and a champagne glass to show up and talk to me and tell me what to do.
Emerson: I don't want a hotter version of myself showing up anywhere. It's like being the ugly twin.
Kenya: What the hell is going on? I understand she’s a virgin, but she ain't stupid is she? Damn!
Emerson: Technically I’m still a virgin. I was saving myself for marriage...and then the gay thing happened.
Shark Tank – ABC
Scott: We pitch it, they buy it, we sell it, we’re rich for the rest of our lives.
Blake: Just seventeen steps and we’re rich.
Brandy: Hey Sharks, we’re tools.
Andrew: Once they’re out, they shouldn’t be allowed to talk
Julie: You tell him, Andy!
Lamont: They need to adds chairs that spin around like on The Voice. They don't even need to look at the product no more. They just need to be like, “You’re dead to me.”
The Knick – Cinemax
Blake: Can you imagine what turn of the century rehab was like?
Emerson: Well, there wasn't any!
Blake: It was no “Promises Malibu”, I’ll tell you that.
Kenya: Clive Owen needs a deep, long bubble bath with peppermint oil.
Drunk History – Comedy Central
Julie: I do love history. And I do love getting drunk.
Brandy: Did Haley Joel Osment eat Haley Joel Osment?!
Brandy: We do drunk history except we get drunk and you tell me what the story of Game of Thrones is.
Sex in Public – TLC
Teddi:I'm gonna surprise you with a show. 'Sex in Public.'
Sue:Have you done it?