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The People's Couch Best Season 3 Quotes: Week 7
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Vanderpump Rules – Bravo

Emerson: I wore my pink for Lisa!
Scott: How did I miss that opportunity?

Destiney: I love Lisa. She’s the only one who can say pussy and not be so vulgar.

Rashawn: Man, Lisa looks good. She looks like she’s not aging now she just looks like a vampire.
Lamont: Because she is a vampire.

Emerson: I like it better when they’re all having sex and yelling at each other. I don’t want to hear about your actual marriage problems.
Scott: Like real life problems.
Emerson: Yea, don’t make it real. Just be terrible like we want you to be.
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The Voice – NBC

Teddi: We are going to watch one of my favorite shows. Just because of Blake. Blake…he is my man.

Emerson: When they start with “I’m so proud of you” they mean it was not good.
Blake: It’s like when Paula would start with “you look so pretty tonight.”
Scott: “I love your outfit.”

Brandy: Maybe if Gwen wasn’t so concerned with Blake Shelton sucking on her tits he would’ve gotten the right song.

Emerson: I really want someone to say “I’m tackling a song tonight that means nothing to me.”

Brandy: He should just take the mic and drop it. And then he should take off his glasses and drop them.
Julie: And then step on them.
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Scream Queens – FOX

Brandy: The only thing I wish is that sexy ass Nick Jonas was still alive. You can’t kill off the eye candy like that.

Emerson: Ultimately it’s just rude that they created a show called 'Scream Queens' and we’re not on it!
Scott: Alright, let’s see these bitches scream.

Scott: I would never kill you guys.
Blake: Thank you, I’m glad you said that. I feel better now.
Scott: I’ll just wait for you to say it back.
Emerson: I mean, what scenario are we talking about here?
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Broke A$$ Game Show – MTV

Kenya: Amanda, why aren’t you on here? This is so you, honey!

Princella What are they tonguing? The money? It’s not worth it!

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CMA Awards – ABC

Scott: This is the awards show where people show up in jeans.
Emerson: Jeans are like country couture.
Scott: No…

Ayn: God Blake Shelton is gorgeous.
Teddi: Keep your hands off, he’s mine.
Ayn: I can look and salivate.
Teddi: That’s all you can do.

Emerson: Country Music has so many songs about liquor.
Blake: Could you imagine if I wrote a song about Pinot Grigio?
Emerson: Ramona Singer is gonna steal it from you.

Julie: I think maybe I’ll send Justin Timberlake a tweet and tell him how much I loved him on the CMAs. What do you think?
Andrew: Okay, do it.
Jack: I’ve never seen someone make so many typos before.
Andrew: She’s nervous she’s typing to Justin Timberlake. Don’t be upset if he doesn’t get back to you right away.
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The Royals – E!

Emerson: Elizabeth Hurley is so beautiful. Every time I look at her all I can think of is what a lunatic Hugh Grant is for cheating on her.

Scott: Girl, when is he coming out of the closet?
Emerson: Queen Cyrus!

Jack: Is all they do have sex and play polo?

Destiney: I’d totally be great a being a royal.
Cathy: We know you’d be great at the royals. You’re too much of a bourgeois, high maintenance, bizatch.
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Project Runway Junior – Lifetime

Julie: I wish they would do surgery junior. Doctor junior.

Brandy: I can’t handle the stress and pressure. I don’t know how they don’t drink, these kids.

Emerson: I can’t imagine the trauma of this. In adolescence, I was like, “Don’t look at me anyway!”

Amanda: I knew she had the best, like I said. I can pick winners. If I could just pick a man like that though!
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Chrisley Knows Best – USA

Blake: London is not ready for this crew.

Emerson: Half of what I know about London I learned from Fergie songs.

Brandy: If I went to London with my parents, I would be on pills the entire time.

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