Emerson: I wore my pink for Lisa!
Scott: How did I miss that opportunity?
Destiney: I love Lisa. She’s the only one who can say pussy and not be so vulgar.
Rashawn: Man, Lisa looks good. She looks like she’s not aging now she just looks like a vampire.
Lamont: Because she is a vampire.
Emerson: I like it better when they’re all having sex and yelling at each other. I don’t want to hear about your actual marriage problems.
Scott: Like real life problems.
Emerson: Yea, don’t make it real. Just be terrible like we want you to be.
Scott: This is the awards show where people show up in jeans.
Emerson: Jeans are like country couture.
Ayn: God Blake Shelton is gorgeous.
Teddi: Keep your hands off, he’s mine.
Ayn: I can look and salivate.
Teddi: That’s all you can do.
Emerson: Country Music has so many songs about liquor.
Blake: Could you imagine if I wrote a song about Pinot Grigio?
Emerson: Ramona Singer is gonna steal it from you.
Julie: I think maybe I’ll send Justin Timberlake a tweet and tell him how much I loved him on the CMAs. What do you think?
Andrew: Okay, do it.
Jack: I’ve never seen someone make so many typos before.
Andrew: She’s nervous she’s typing to Justin Timberlake. Don’t be upset if he doesn’t get back to you right away.