The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Time: After turning up
Place: On a boat

The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Time: While volunteering
Place: Phaedra's "Save Our Sons" charity event

The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Time: While the ladies are apologizing during tea time
Place: Jeju Sauna & Well Being Spa

The Real Housewives of Orange County
Time: Between frames
Place: At a champagne bowling party

The Real Housewives of Orange County
Time: After the man that made fun of you in his stand-up routine arrives at your friend's party
Place: An 80s-themed bunco card game

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Time: Post belly dancing, before staring into the beautiful ocean
Place: Your friend's Malibu Beach party

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Time: Mid-charades
Place: Game Night

The Real Housewives of New York City
Time: 'Mid-afternoon
Place: Your fellow Housewife's wine debut party

The Real Housewives of New York City
Time: During a henna tattoo session
Place: Morocco

The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Time: Just a bit too long before a rest area
Place: A tour bus, someplace between Atlanta and Miami

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Time: Full sun, before you try to say your "piece"
Place: Lounging on a beach in Punta Cana

The Real Housewives of New York City
Time: Between Bethenny's entree course and the jelly bean course
Place: Scary Island

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Time: Post reading from 'Cop Without a Badge,' pre-table flip
Place: An Italian restaurant, duh

The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Time: Before opening the presents at Kim's baby shower
Place: Atlanta's finest baby shower venue

The Real Housewives of New York City
Time: Immediately after a fashion show
Place: New York Fashion Week

The Real Housewives of New York City
Time: Exercise hour
Place: Conveniently trapped on the Brooklyn Bridge

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Time: Post-Posche fashion show
Place: A country club 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' will never be invited to again

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Time: After the blessing of the baby
Place: A baby's christening at a venue that 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' will never be invited to again