It's Not the Time or the Place | The Real Housewives of Atlanta Photos

The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Time: After turning up
Place: On a boat

The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Time: While volunteering
Place: Phaedra's "Save Our Sons" charity event

The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Time: While the ladies are apologizing during tea time
Place: Jeju Sauna & Well Being Spa

The Real Housewives of Orange County
Time: Between frames
Place: At a champagne bowling party

The Real Housewives of Orange County
Time: After the man that made fun of you in his stand-up routine arrives at your friend's party
Place: An 80s-themed bunco card game

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Time: Post belly dancing, before staring into the beautiful ocean
Place: Your friend's Malibu Beach party

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Time: Mid-charades
Place: Game Night

The Real Housewives of New York City
Time: 'Mid-afternoon
Place: Your fellow Housewife's wine debut party

The Real Housewives of New York City
Time: During a henna tattoo session
Place: Morocco

The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Time: Just a bit too long before a rest area
Place: A tour bus, someplace between Atlanta and Miami

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Time: Full sun, before you try to say your "piece"
Place: Lounging on a beach in Punta Cana

The Real Housewives of New York City
Time: Between Bethenny's entree course and the jelly bean course
Place: Scary Island

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Time: Post reading from 'Cop Without a Badge,' pre-table flip
Place: An Italian restaurant, duh

The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Time: Before opening the presents at Kim's baby shower
Place: Atlanta's finest baby shower venue

The Real Housewives of New York City
Time: Immediately after a fashion show
Place: New York Fashion Week

The Real Housewives of New York City
Time: Exercise hour
Place: Conveniently trapped on the Brooklyn Bridge

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Time: Post-Posche fashion show
Place: A country club 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' will never be invited to again

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Time: After the blessing of the baby
Place: A baby's christening at a venue that 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' will never be invited to again

The Real Housewives of New York City
Time: Before the unveiling of Sonja's portrait
Place: Garden level of Chez Morgan

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Time: After pizza was served and you've communed with the dead
Place: Camille Grammer's house

The Real Housewives of New York City
Time: Pre-speeches at a gay marriage march
Place: Again, at the Brooklyn Bridge

The Real Housewives of Orange County
Time: Mid-dinner
Place: A party to celebrate your friend's successful cuff line

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Time: Mauricio's open house
Place: A crowded rooftop featuring the person you're talking about

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Time: The middle of Teresa's personal training session
Place: At the gym

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Time: After you harmlessly ask your sister-in-law if she was a stripper
Place: The Posche Fashion Show

The Real Housewives of Miami
Time: After Adriana saw red
Place: A lingerie-themed charity event

The Real Housewives of Orange County
Time: Heather's name changing party
Place: Heather's "fake and pretentious home"

The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Time: The night after a fellow Housewife's vow renewal
Place: Anguilla

The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Time: After someone arrives dressed up, but in the wrong character
Place: A black icon costume party

The Real Housewives of Miami
Time: The middle of your fiance's anniversary party celebrating 10 years of a business success
Place: Your fiance's place of business

The Real Housewives of New York City
Time: A fellow Housewife's wedding anniversary party
Place: The Empire State Building

The Real Housewives of New York City
Time: After a Housewife's father was thrown out of an event
Place: A charity fashion show

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Time: Right before the cake is cut
Place: A children's birthday party

The Real Housewives of Orange County
Time: During a ski trip, on the mountain, still in goggles
Place: Canada

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Time: During a team-building exercise
Place: At a quaint inn on Lake George

The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Time: While wearing lingerie and answering racy questions
Place: NeNe's pillow talk party

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