Who Wore it Best: NeNe or Derek J.?

Hey people!

Can I just start by saying that things are finally starting to get good! I’d first like to give Phaedra a shout out for cleaning up her lie from last week with that apology and the big ass bouquet. I guess that’s how Southern girls do it, lie to your face and then give you a gift! I need sunglasses because the shade is real!

Speaking of Phaedra, it looks like “Miss America” (or USA, whatever!) may be on the prowl. I guarantee you, if she keeps that up, Phaedra is going to be buying a lot of flowers because I think she’ll be hitting Kenya with a two-piece combo (fists!). Everybody knows, you don’t mess with Phaedra’s man. I’ll keep you posted on any dirt I get about that.

Let’s talk about Kim. Whether she left, got evicted, or whatever else you want to call it, she’s back in the townhouse and she said it’s “sh-- everywhere.” Maybe she needs to be reorganizing instead of worrying about Kandi’s neighborhood. Kandi definitely has enough space in her house! I’m just sayin’!

Now, I’ll shift to learning. I promise, I learned that there were 365 days in a year in like kindergarten. Really, Porsha? I’m sure she’s caught enough slack on that comment, so I won’t go all the way in, but NeNe was right, where do you live girl?! 265 days? Lord, help her and help those new babies that she’s trying to have. We don’t want them to grow up thinking that there are 48 hours in a day and 4 days in a week. I have to give a shout-out to Kandi, NeNe, and Cynthia. They held it down this week. Kandi pulled one of her boss moves and invited Kenya on the group trip. You know she likes drama, so she new it would be entertaining to get Kenya, Cynthia, and Porsha on an island to see who would survive. That’s Detroit vs. Atlanta and Alabama. That should be a good one!

Speaking of Cynthia, I’ll give it to you girl, you were serving looks this week! The flat press, the beret, and the bun all in one episode? You better show them where your coins come from and treat this show like a shoot! I love it! I’ll also say this seems like Cynthia may be starting to step up to the plate and really getting into the game, and of course Peter has her back. A trip to Anguilla? I guess it pays to know people in power positions. Work, Cynthia!

I can’t leave without saying how damn funny NeNe is! This girl is always on and she’s NEVER scared. I will say, she tried to steal my style, rocking the shorts, heels and showing a little cleavage! I see you, boo! Well, I’m going to run, because of course I have fabulous things to do. NY, I’ll be in your area this week and for the rest of you, talk to you next week!

I would give you some early tea on what’s going to happen, but nope…I’ll wait. It’s a mess though, and I know you’re going to love it!