As any pet parent knows, it's completely acceptable to let your dog drink out of your own water glass and then drink from it yourself. At least that was Ken's philosophy in Season 2 of RHOBH.
Kelly showed everyone just how down-to-earth she is in Season 2 of The Real Housewives of New York City when she went for a jog. In the middle of the street. In New York City traffic.
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Pregnancy is a joyful experience, so why wouldn't you celebrate it with photos of your husband feeding you pickles?
If we've learned anything from Beverly Hills ladies, it's that every small sit-down should come with a private chef, martinis the size of your head, and a psychic who smokes an electronic cigarette.
You could send a bouquet of roses, or you could send a huge display of flowers that takes multiple people to set it up, much like Adrienne did in Season 3 of RHOBH.
The Real Housewives go to great lengths to keep their skin looking young and healthy, and that includes wearing a Hannibal Lecter-looking mask, like Kyle did in Season 4 of RHOBH.
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Hanging upside down like Lisa did in Season 4 of RHOBH must burn serious calories.
The only difference between the average woman and The Real Housewives of Miami is the Miami ladies prefer their cocktails in an IV, and they contain vitamins, not alcohol.
Some little girls like to dress up like princesses. Milania likes to dress up like someone with big boobs.
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Occasionally The Real Housewives of New Jersey have issues that need to be dealt with, so they seek therapy. The only difference is instead of a therapist, they use a horse.
Is there anywhere in the world more romantic than The Museum of Sex? It was so thoughtful for RHONY's Aviva to host her dad's engagement party next to a giant wooden penis.
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Sure their camping may involve cabins with actual beds and bathrooms, but it's still camping. We think.
And of course it's important to spend time with your mom, even if you don't indulge in the same recreational habits.
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Who needs a doctor with a stethoscope when you can have a doctor who lights a match in your belly button? We certainly learned a lot from Heather and Dr. Moon in Season 9 of RHOC.
Taylor's daughter's birthday party in Season 1 of RHOBH was like most 4-year-old's. There was cake, there were friends, and there was about $50,000 worth of decorations.
