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Mercury Rising

Brandi worries for the mermaid's hip bones and wonders what the ladies would have thought of her dance moves.

By Brandi Glanville

Finally, a break! And what a gorgeous episode to sit back and enjoy.

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I would like to say that I hope people now understand why Adrienne and I usually go OUT for dinner rather than having her cook.

A lot of fans have asked why I was not in last night's episode. Well, Lisa and I weren't friends at this point, so I wasnt expecting an invitation. But, wow, what a party! It was a gorgeous affair that Mohamed generously hosted for Pandora and her then-fiance (P.S. How gorgeous is Mohamed's girlfriend!). I think my favorite part may have been the mermaid flopping around by the pool (undoubtedly giving her hip bones a beating!). But watching her slide down the staircase left me wondering if she suffered from elevated mercury levels. What a kook!

And wow, ladies -- competitive much? Watching those ladies get involved with the acrobats was highly entertaining. From Kyle's backbend and splits to Taylor's full scale, I can't help but wonder what they would have said about me if I was the one doing the splits. Hmmm. What do you guys think? I'm guessing something inappropriate with the word "slut" in it. Ha.

But if Lisa and Pandora deem their behavior fitting, then go for it ladies. I'm all for some good, old-fashioned non-judgmental fun.

And I must say, Kim seemed to be in a much better, much calmer place this episode, and I was happy to see it .

Until next time.
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