I have a question. What the hell is a Glam Circle? I’ve never heard of this specific term before. However, I guess it doesn’t really matter because like I said, this old bag can always use a fluff and puff. So thanks, Teddi—my treatment was fabulous. But next time, have the red solo cups out next to the champagne flutes, would you?
As everyone knows, Vanderpump and I absolutely love taking the piss out of one another. Taking jabs and being snarky is what we both live for in our relationship, and I would agree that if “Poking Fun at Lisa” was an Olympic sport, I think we could both claim the gold. Now let me see if I can find that needle and thread for you, Dr. Vanderpump!
In all seriousness, despite the jabs and jokes, I have to commend Vanderpump on the work they’ve done with their dog rescue center. This, in addition to their crusade to Stop Yulin Forever, has saved many dogs lives.
This Lategate situation going on between Dorit and Teddi is starting to give me a headache, so I’m going to pop into my white light bubble and drink from a red solo cup to stay safe from whatever is about to happen.
Watching Erika and Dorit drive that gorgeous Pagani was fun! I’m happy to see them having a relationship.
I’m excited for the premiere of American Woman—congrats, Kyle! What an accomplishment! So awesome!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to sell those bubbles of white light. That Harry Hamlin really knows how to speak my language, doesn’t he? He’s an amazing, incredible father and my biggest cheerleader. God love that man!
P.S. Vanderpump, I saved a white light bubble for you. This light bubble comes with a box of heavy duty mothballs!