Let's All Just Pause to Appreciate Erika Girardi Eating Pumpkin Pie for Breakfast

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills pal Erika Girardi is no mere mortal. After all, she's also a pop-music diva with an alter-ego, Erika Jayne — and do you think a diva of her caliber cruises by Starbucks for an ordinary yogurt parfait for breakfast? No, queen. That's a negative.

On the RHOBH ladies' camping trip, a fleece-onesie-clad Erika dealt with a bit of uncomfortable breakfast energy (ahem, Camille Grammer) by making a major moment of the meal. Going to retrieve an entire store-bought pumpkin pie, popping off its plastic top, and then smothering it in heaps of Reddi-Wip topping, Erika dug right in to the foil tin while she told it like it is: "I'm gonna eat this pie."

Later — all cleaned up — she mused, "Who doesn't love pumpkin pie for breakfast? That's the breakfast of champions, OK?"

And we cannot disagree. Matter of fact, we'll have what Erika's having. Behold the glory:

Seriously, though — want to know what Erika more typically eats for breakfast? We know that too. (But we still prefer the pie.)