My goodness — what a dramatic week over at the Richards-Umansky home. Can we suggest Kyle narrates her five dogs' exploits as her next TV venture? Maybe LVP could bring over a dog (or four) to compete in a special RHOBH Doggie Bravolympics? We're 100 percent sure we're not the only ones who would grab a pup and tune in to watch that.
The littlest pup of this home is BFFs with the smallest human member, and boy is she protective. Here she is casually hanging out on Portia's bed. This doesn't look so dramatic, right?
WRONG. Soon Kyle makes the mistake of approaching the bed and Khloe begins her 'excuse me' chortle-growl that sounds particularly cute coming from a dog this small.
And then Khloe bares her teeth to show she means business.
And, as we hear the growling on the Instagram story get more intense, Kyle said, "Can I please see my child? You’re so mean and scary. You don't even have teeth, do you know that?"
Khloe added some side-eye to her growl at the diss and the video stopped there. What do you think happened next? Did Khloe finally let Kyle see Portia or did this you-shall-not-pass game of chicken continue on? We'll bet Portia soon gave her pup the all-clear in the form of dog biscuit payment for services rendered, and mama was permitted to get closer. After all, the two of them literally grew up together in front of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cameras under Kyle's watchful eye.
...And are definitely still BFF #goals today.
Credit: Instagram/Kyle Richards