Jennifer Aydin Shows Exactly How to "Achieve the Ultimate Monkey's A--hole" Lips
The Real Housewives of New Jersey newcomer has a hilarious tutorial for how she gets her controversy-sparking lips so "pink and plump."
A word to the wise: Lip liner and tequila don't always mix. You already know that if you watched the latest episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but just in case you missed it, here's what went down. Be warned, though, there's many an explative ahead. As well as some rather graphic visual images that will be placed in your mind ...
Still with us? OK, then. Here's our recap: Over dinner on the 'Wives first night in Mexico — make that, over tequila drinks — the ladies presented Teresa Giudice with a gift. The custom necklace (and don't confuse that with costume necklace; it was real!) featured a gold bar that had Strong written out in sparkling jewels. The only problem, at least as far as Jennifer Aydin saw it, was that it wasn't designed by her jeweler brother.
The plot thickened when Jennifer insulted the necklace, calling it ugly. And as a retort, Margaret Josephs called Jennifer's lips a rather unusual name. The exact dialog went like this:
Jennifer [defending herself during a heated moment]: "Bitch, I am on point like nobody's business."
Exhibit A:
Margaret: "Really? So's your f---ing lipliner; why don't you fix it? ... Looks like a monkey's asshole!"
Next, Jennifer had a clap-back that made Melissa Gorga react like so:
What did Jennifer say, exactly? "Yeah, a monkey's a--hole, that you f---ing sucked, probably!" Then, standing up to walk out of the restaurant, she announced: "This monkey's asshole's gotta be refreshed!"
Later, in The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 9 After Show, Jennifer had this to say about the infamous "monkey's a--hole" comment in the clip above: "Pink and plump, so I'll take it, bitch." We're going to go ahead and call it: This moment is going to go down in the RHONJ books.
Meanwhile, Jennifer continued to own it on her Instagram feed, where she posted a hysterical tutorial on how to create the "ultimate mokeys a--hole lips." In case you're interested, she uses Kylie Cosmetics products, going for a matte pink color on her lips outlined with a darker, terra-cotta-hued liner. "Make sure to line first, then put color all over lip and liner, then blend!" she wrote. Her hashtag spelled out: "monkey's ass never looked so good!"
