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The Real Housewives of New Jersey
The Best #RHONJ Season 5 Reunion Quotes
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Teresa's Christmas Cards

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Teresa: "It doesn't matter how old you are, it's good to see yourself on TV and grow from it."
Andy: "See, Caroline, even at your age."
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"No, sometimes you scare me."
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"He introduces a stream of girlfriends to me. Some as baby mamas. . .What do you think he said? He said no."
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"Some people might think we're alike, but I think that we struggle so much because we're incredibly different on the inside."
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Melissa: "And I didn't say to you like 'Hey, 'Fabulicious,' why did you only pick one daughter, you know? I wouldn't say that to you."
Teresa: "Well you just did."
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Andy to Melissa: "Did you ever worry about Joe's secretaries?"
Melissa: "No, because I pick them all."
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Melissa: "You wanna see an a--? I'll show it to you."
Andy to Melissa: "Is that because you used to be a stripper?"
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"Oh, was that Kathy's piece? I wasn't paying attention."
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"This is not your average 'Hey, you know, your sister-in-law's an a--,' it's 'Your sister-in-law was giving b--- j-- in a parking lot.' WOAH. Get up and flip the table like it's Danielle Staub."
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Andy to Teresa: "You hold on to some things."
Teresa: "I've learned not to."
Andy: "Like, in the last half hour?"
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"When you go on 'American Idol,' you have to be what? 20-something?"
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"That is a blatant, downright, fabrication, lie."
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"That is kinda yucky, just so you know."
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"Joe-mance!"
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"Honestly, I think the both of yous look like a couple of jacka--es, just keep talking about the same thing, it doesn't make sense."
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"Yeah, but if it's poison, and you spread the poison, knowing that it's poison, aren't you as guilty as the person starting with the poison?"
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"You guys came on the show to take me down and make me look like a villain."
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"My parents won't even look at the show with us, it's like we're the devils cause we're on the show, but who told them that?"
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"I will go to war to anybody that's gonna try to besmudge his name. Anybody."
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"If I fall apart, then the rest of my family is gonna fall apart."
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"You have decided to take everything that I've done for you and your family and just sweep it under the rug and discount it, that I become garbage because I told you my truth!"
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"This is the third season now, that I feel like I got their game. When one starts the other one jumps on, then the other one jumps on."
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"I don't consider you an enemy, I consider you somebody I used to know."
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"I can't see with this mindset how I can move forward without losing my freaking mind. And guess what? I'm 52, as Teresa likes to point out, I'm old, I don't have many good years left. I gotta preserve 'em, so I'm stepping out."
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"At least she's being honest -- she doesn't like me and it shows."
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