Bravo Insider Exclusive!

Create a free profile to get unlimited access to exclusive videos, sweepstakes, and more!

Sign Up for Free to View

Snails, Toads, and Eels

Melissa Gorga thinks the boat debacle was one of the scariest experiences of her life.

By Melissa Gorga

Hi lovers! I can't believe summer is almost over! It goes so fast. I'm having the best summer with Joe and the kids! So many exciting things are going on. I can't wait to share them all with you! I have an official release date for my new single I Just Wanna: September 9th! It's such an incredible dance track I know you will love it. I’m really proud of it. I also shot a video for it! I'm so excited for you to see it. I'm grateful.

How fun was this episode? I loved it! It was such a great time in Napa! I truly loved every second of it. I have no regrets! Sharing the RV went well. I'm really happy we did! I also loved spending so much time with Kathy, the Manzo crew, Jacqueline, and Chris! It was really going well. Oh and I can't forget my favorites. Vito and Greg! Love them!

This Isn't Going to End Well
I'm glad Teresa and Jacqueline talked. They needed to cut that tension, we could all feel it. It was a little upsetting that Teresa admitted to Jacqueline that she wanted her to go against me. I don't know why, since she always said she loves her family and would never hurt them. It's a little confusing. I have to admit, I can’t help but sometimes feel like if Teresa says she's wearing black, then she's definitely wearing white. It's just my gut feeling, but I'm putting all this aside for the sake of the family and just really enjoying her and Joe’s company. I can see that my husband is happy and that she is too, so that's all that really matters. To hell with my gut! Right? I can't believe this all took place a year ago. It seems like yesterday.
Going Back to the Way Things Were
OK, OK, let's talk about how I fell in the river! I can't believe how many of my Twitter followers commented on how funny it was! You are sooo mean! LOL! OK, maybe I laughed a little bit watching it too, but it was not funny that day. I was terrified! If you could have seen the insects and snails and toads and eels that were in the water, you would understand! It was only two feet deep, so my feet sank right into the muck and bugs that were underneath me! It was the worst experience of my life! I was trying to tell Joe there was a hole in the boat, but he wouldn't listen to me. He was telling me to stop being a diva and enjoy the ride. Ugh that was the worst! I'm glad I gave all of you a laugh! You all owe me!
Never Been Happier to Touch Joe Giudice
I love you all to pieces! Enjoy summer!
Wine and Mean Toasts

I have a lot of appearances and performances coming up. I hope to see you at one of them!

Here's my schedule.
All of my songs are on iTunes! Here’s the link!
Catch a sneak peek of my new music video
Follow me on Twitter for the scoop @melissagorga and on Facebook.

How to Watch

Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey Sundays at 8/7c on Bravo and stream next day on Peacock.

Lots of Love,

Want the latest Bravo updates? Text us for breaking news and more!