In a recent Instagram Story, The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member panned over her backyard, bemoaning a "terrible" lawn issue she was having. "Look at my grass," the mother of five said, sounding unimpressed as she zoomed in on some brown patches. "Isn't it terrible? I just cannot get it fixed!"
And that's not for lack of trying — or feedback from armchair lawn experts.
"Everybody's telling me why it looks like that," Jennifer continued. "I don't really care why it looks like that. I just need a landscaper who can fix it. I'm not about the whys; I'm about the end result. Any advice you landscapers out there can give me, I'd much appreciate." (Mel, Garrett, James: Give this lady a ring!)
But if Jennifer's grass is not quite to her liking, at least her pristine patio looks undeniably inviting. And she has a giant trampoline, to boot:
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