What could Kristen be so afraid of hearing? A terrible secret? Shade about her outfit? More talk of her being not the sharpest tool in the shed?
Sure this looks like a simple spray tan, but could something more sinister be afoot? What if Kristen has been abducted by aliens
It only took two episodes for Ramona to get Ramotional. It looks like she's started swirling the drama around #BookGate when she shares what Aviva is saying about Carole's writing career.
It looks like Carole and Aviva found a quiet corner of the party to calmly sort out their differences. That's what this looks like, right?
Is that a peace offering from Aviva to Ramona, or is someone throwing some shade with their choice of vino?
Ramona Singer's surprise face is one for the ages. What could have triggred this specific visage of wonder/appall?
Sonja's looking fabulous, but we wonder where's she's taking Marley. Is he finally getting fired for slacking on the job?
Looks like #BookGate has spilled over into the stairwell. Is Aviva trying to escape, or is her placement at the bottom of the stairs a tactile move to keep Carole from escaping? Will they be trapped, arguing, on the stairs of this party all week, as if this party is an M.C. Escher. Stay tuned!
What could have Ramona feeling so "Ramotional"? Pinot problems? Rumors of Carole and Aviva arguing on an endless stairwell?
It looks like Carole and Ramona meet up after #BookGate. Will Carole be angry with Ramona for stirring the pot? Is that why she's backed as far as possible into the corner of this window seat?
Uh oh, it looks like Ramona isn't the only one shedding tears in Ep 3. Is Kristen really that afraid of a little fitness. Watch a preview HERE and see.
What could have Heather so shocked? Was it just that she heard someone mention John Grisham in another room?
Next week Sonja makes a new BFF -- will Ramona be jealous? This is what happens when you go on vacation to Africa Ramona! You get replaced.
The Countess returns! And continues to make the best incredulous faces when prompted.
There are so many things that this subtitle could be describing. . .
Harry looks down right flabbergasted? What could have him so shocked? Another drive-by bon-mot from Carole? Did he meet Sonja's younger boy toy? Is there another New York Housewife that wants to go out with him?
Sonja too looks completely gobsmacked. Luckily she has her team of interns on-hand to provide counsel in whatever this difficult time may be. But what does Pickles think of this?!?
No jazzy fedora could stop #BookGate from continuing, as all hell hits the Hamptons. . . What next?
From the looks of it -- no, no one wants some fruit tart. And here we thought fruit tart heals all wounds.
Maybe it was all that talk of fruit tart that got Heather so riled up, but it looks like her love of cursing is coming out. Who could be on the receiving end of such venom?
Did Sonja lose a tooth on a delicious fruit tart? Or was it pushed out by one of her fellow Housewives!?!
Finally Aviva reveals her true nature as a shape-shifter. Just kidding! We have no idea what that mask is -- or who is being tortured in the chair. At least she gave them a nice cup of coffee to enjoy with their side of terror.
Is Harry Dubin just out of frame of this shot? Ben? Or is Sonja finally making the move on one of her interns?
This "Kumbaya" circle could be what finally brings the women together -- or perhaps it's the wigs. Or maybe they are just rehearsing to perform as a B-52s cover band. We'll have to wait until next week to see.
Here we see Aviva, Ramona, and Sonja bonding in what appears to be The Container Store. Did they find some tools to better organize their #BookGate drama? Are they on hold for a price on that floral trash can?
Do we sense a ground shaking alliance between Aviva and Heather?!? What could this toast mean?
Next week, Jonathan unveils big anniversary plans for Heather. What could that smirk be up to?
Don't adjust your computers -- that is in fact a RHOBH and an RHONY Housewife in the same place! Brandi and Yolanda stop in to visit the Real Housewives of New York -- and apparently to reveal some things Kristen would rather not hear.
Ramona is back from Africa and looking a bit bewildered. Could she have returned to dramatic news? Is there any other way to return from Africa?
LuAnn is back again next week, but will she be forced to quell the drama with more promises of dessert?
What could have Kristen so shocked? Is Elvis there?
It looks like there's some tension between Ramona and Mario on the tennis court, what's Mario pointing at -- a ball out of bounds or a Housewife he doesn't want to speak to again?
Could Heather have broken out the tough talk for Ramona? What's got her giving so much face to Miss Singer?
We're terrified at the prospect of trouble in paradise with Ramonja. What could be splitting Frick and Frack apart? Can Aviva be the blonde glue that keeps them together? Or is she stirring the pot.
This is it -- Carole Radziwill is recording a single. Well maybe not. You'll have to wait until next week to see if she's recording the next great Housewives song -- or just narrating something.
When Carole and Aviva sit down on the beach, it looks like Aviva has brought some evidence. Is that a copy of her book to ask specific editorial questions about.
Ruh roh. That appears to be the clear stance of someone getting their gossip on. What tidbits could Ramona be telling Carole and LuAnn? And why are they all laying on the bed? Are they having a slumber party? Are we invited?
The only question that this image really gives us is: where is Sonja's sexy plumber from last season? Well maybe two questions: Is this clog caused by a Blackberry? OK, three questions: Is Ramona going to help plunge?
It appears Harry has told Harrison something shocking. Is it that Sonja is officially going to be his stepmom?
What's got Ms. Morgan so down? Could someone be standing her up for dinner plans?
We can only assume that this image means Carole and Heather have run away to live in the much less dramatic Arctic together -- or that they just wanted to indulge in some very, very cold vodka.
As much as we want to believe that this is the women reenacting a rap video, it seems far more likely that they are nefarious reasons for all this champs spilling.
Kristen's man Josh appears to be giving Sonja a dose of what we call "tough talk," but what about? Her business acumen? Her caburlesque? Her legion of interns? Her casual bun?
That doesn't look like the face of a happy lady. Could Sonja be getting even more nay-say about her business ventures?
It appears Carole's getting some bad news. Who has over-committed on her? Is it the contractor for her kitchen/office? Or has a potential man friend stood her up?
Next week, the ladies head to the Berkshires and reenact Mariah Carey's "Always Be My Baby" video. . .
As if you thought the women of RHONY could take a canoe ride that didn't result in disaster. Glasses will be thrown, oars will be chucked, and, most sadly, wine will be wasted.
Next week, Kristen surveys the damage of her run-in with Ramona's wine glass. It's hard to tell just how bad it looks her, but hopefully this is post her consult with LuAnn de Lesseps, registered nurse.
What could have Kristen looking so shocked. Is Ramona coming towards her with another wine glass? Is she just that excited for the arrival of an ice pack -- or a plastic surgeon to take a gander at her lip.
From the looks of this image, it appears Sonja and Heather might have interpreted the meaning of the term "tree huggers" a bit too literally. You don't actually have to embrace the oaks ladies.
Something has Ramona spooked in the woods. Perhaps she's just remember how scared she was the first time she saw 'The Blair Witch Project.'
Carole stands atop someone's car to get a better vantage. Is she looking for Ramona? More trees to hug? A refill on wine?
It looks like LuAnn's got some phone evidence on someone. Who does she have the dirt on? Is someone's Instagram giving them away? Or is she just showing off a few of her favorite emojis?
The ladies awake to another day in the Berkshires are and are looking positively refreshed. Could they be pleased that Ramona's gone?
Kristen's back in NYC and looking shocked (and still a touch plump in the lip). Could the pond behind her be causing a little PTSD?
The ladies cajole Ramona into a sitdown, but could LuAnn's placement be strategic? Is this finally their chance to confront the Singer Stinger about her behavior?
Is Sonja adding a new layer to her performance and making music with wine glasses now? Is she trying to use psychokinesis to get her rose to her lips faster? Or is she just shaking from a confrontation with Ramona?
Who could LuAnn be talking about? Does she finally have Ramona on the run?
Ramona goes for a one-on-one with Kristen, but will it end in more spilled wine and ruined hair dos?
Either someone looks fabulous in what they are trying on or LuAnn and Heather are really aghast by this look.
Is Ramona bored at work? Is she upset? Was it something that her cardboard cutout said to her?
We wish we could tell you more about what's going on in this photo, but frankly we can't figure it out ourselves.
George! He's back! And it looks like he's moved on from Sonja. Perhaps he and Sonja can compare notes on dating someone much younger than yourself.
Sonja is gearing up to talk about something serious, but what? Is she sad she's missed her chance with George? Is she still not over the Molly Sims incident?
The ladies gather to pay their respects to Sonja's pooch Millou, but what exactly will a doggie funeral be like? You'll have to wait until next week to see.
Ruh roh, it seems Sonja and Kristen will face-off next week. Did Kristen splash water at Sonja too? Or did something even more offensive than a damaged blow-out occur.
Sonja and LuAnn are off for a quick bike ride -- but are they simply riding for leisure -- or to escape some unknown drama?
It looks like Kristen's finally met George. Will he shock Kristen by once again bringing up integrating mirrors into lovemaking? Or will he be most shocking by keeping it non-sexual?
There seems to be a scuffle going on behind that statue. . . which also seems to be a little, how do we say, lurid?
It looks like someone has sent Ramona to a very Ramotional place. What could have her feeling so tight?
What could the ladies be putting all their money on? Are they buying an expensive indulgence? Or have they just run up a serious bar tab?
Has LuAnn ever look so dejected? What could have her so downtrodden in the presence of one of her daughter's paintings?
The ladies are getting low, but is it on purpose or did they just try to dance their way out of falling down?
What could Pickles have told Kristen that would have her so shocked? Has there been an intern uprising?
Sonja looks like the cat that ate the canary. What could she have shared that would have her looking so smug?
Another party at Aviva's, another confrontation. Who could Aviva be tiffing with this evening?
What could Aviva have seen that was so shocking? A mystery guest at LuAnn's shindig?
Ramona Singer doesn't have a great history with water, but perhaps she's taking a dip to face her fear of getting her hair wet in advance of their next group trip.
What spa procedure could Carole be undertaking that has her enlisting Kristen for support? Is there a specific type of bikini wax one needs before heading out for some cattle roping in Montana?
Sonja's obviously packing only the essentials for the Montana trip. But does she plan on showing these undies to any cowboys in particular? Will she have as much fun as she did with Tomas in St. Barth's?
Aviva says her asthma is going to keep her from the countryside -- and it looks like she's got the meds to prove it. What pills and potions could she be showering Kristen with as proof?
The ladies hit the airport in their best cowboy dudes (Heather's hat box!), but Ramona's not looking thrilled. Could she have gotten the cold shoulder on the plane?
This is Sonja Morgan running a cattle drive. We don't think there's anything else we can show you that could give you a better reason to tune-in.
Is Sonja complimenting the Princess' behind? Or did the ladies finally run into someone else in Montana?
You can take the women out of Manhattan. . . but you can't take the Manhattan out of the women. Ramona and Sonja, of course, find time to gossip while they are fly fishing.
Kristen is the queen of shocked reaction faces -- but what could have her so aghast this time?
The Countess looks a little riled up. Could a manners faux pas have her so enraged? Or is some other drama afoot?
Looks like someone isn't loving the whole rock climbing thing. . .
It seems the ladies have not learned their lesson about hiking. It's never as relaxing as it should be with the RHONY ladies. Did Ramona have another flashback to lead Heather to that sort of irritation? Or did someone just lose the map?
Is Ramona raising a flare? Nope that just looks like a Ramona Pinot. But that's pretty much the same thing as a flare, right.
Is this the most awkward hug of all time? Or is this just what real friendship looks like.
This doesn't look like the face of someone who feels excited about the way geocaching went down.
Has Heather accepted her title as the boss? Or is she fighting Kristen's accusations in a unassuming, non-bossy manor.
Someone is going to let this happen people. Someone is going to let Sonja Morgan throw a hatchet around?
How did Sonja's skills stack up. We can't let you know, minus showing you this reaction face. . . So probably carnage free?
Kristen looks aghast at something Josh has to say at dinner. Could he be siding with Heather once again? Watch a preview HERE.
This is Sonja's "I'm going to give it to you straight face." Who could she imparting such wisdom and tough love to? Does she have medical advice for Aviva?
Carole's books are finally in. Will she be sending an autographed copy of The Widow's Guide to Sex and Dating to Aviva?
What could be a stupid, idiotic idea? It's certainly not wearing a matching starched shirt as your beau.
Next week, Ramona gets up in arms when LuAnn won't sing. What could be giving the Countess stagefright?
Are those tears for the sweet tunes LuAnn is withholding? Or does something else have Ramona crying?
Could Harry be planning to woo Sonja with a puppy? Are he and that puppy sharing a tender moment/ (The answer to the second question is definitely yes.)
Kristen and Josh finally make it to therapy, but will he listen to the wise words of Elvis from Kristen's sweatshirt. . .
Ramona's getting Ramotional. Has the time for Avery to leave the nest finally come? Does it feel good to cry?
Sonja gets some surprising news from her psychic. What could be in the cards next for Lady Morgan.
Looks like the b-o-s-s is a little stressed. Could the planning for Carole's birthday shindig have gotten out of control?
Uh oh, it looks like the tension between LuAnn and Sonja continues. What could have them at odds next?