Looks like #BookGate has spilled over into the stairwell. Is Aviva trying to escape, or is her placement at the bottom of the stairs a tactile move to keep Carole from escaping? Will they be trapped, arguing, on the stairs of this party all week, as if this party is an M.C. Escher. Stay tuned!
Harry looks down right flabbergasted? What could have him so shocked? Another drive-by bon-mot from Carole? Did he meet Sonja's younger boy toy? Is there another New York Housewife that wants to go out with him?
Finally Aviva reveals her true nature as a shape-shifter. Just kidding! We have no idea what that mask is -- or who is being tortured in the chair. At least she gave them a nice cup of coffee to enjoy with their side of terror.
This "Kumbaya" circle could be what finally brings the women together -- or perhaps it's the wigs. Or maybe they are just rehearsing to perform as a B-52s cover band. We'll have to wait until next week to see.
Here we see Aviva, Ramona, and Sonja bonding in what appears to be The Container Store. Did they find some tools to better organize their #BookGate drama? Are they on hold for a price on that floral trash can?
Don't adjust your computers -- that is in fact a RHOBH and an RHONY Housewife in the same place! Brandi and Yolanda stop in to visit the Real Housewives of New York -- and apparently to reveal some things Kristen would rather not hear.
Ruh roh. That appears to be the clear stance of someone getting their gossip on. What tidbits could Ramona be telling Carole and LuAnn? And why are they all laying on the bed? Are they having a slumber party? Are we invited?
The only question that this image really gives us is: where is Sonja's sexy plumber from last season? Well maybe two questions: Is this clog caused by a Blackberry? OK, three questions: Is Ramona going to help plunge?
Next week, Kristen surveys the damage of her run-in with Ramona's wine glass. It's hard to tell just how bad it looks her, but hopefully this is post her consult with LuAnn de Lesseps, registered nurse.
What could have Kristen looking so shocked. Is Ramona coming towards her with another wine glass? Is she just that excited for the arrival of an ice pack -- or a plastic surgeon to take a gander at her lip.
Is Sonja adding a new layer to her performance and making music with wine glasses now? Is she trying to use psychokinesis to get her rose to her lips faster? Or is she just shaking from a confrontation with Ramona?
Sonja's obviously packing only the essentials for the Montana trip. But does she plan on showing these undies to any cowboys in particular? Will she have as much fun as she did with Tomas in St. Barth's?
It seems the ladies have not learned their lesson about hiking. It's never as relaxing as it should be with the RHONY ladies. Did Ramona have another flashback to lead Heather to that sort of irritation? Or did someone just lose the map?