Sonja Morgan has once again decided to grace the world with her amazing cabaret skills, and there's no stopping her (even if she's a little late). The dancers may have tried to choreograph the show, but Sonja knows the trick to success: "bring the sexy and improvise!"
Carole may not consider herself a 'Hamptons Girl', but she is a good driver! (At least by Housewives standards.) What Heather, Kristen, and Carole can agree on is getting to the beach to get their flirt and surf on immediately.
...but the bonus of needing individualized attention is more time with the hot surfing instructor for Carole (their are worse things). And more time in the water, means less time running into her #BookGate nemesis Aviva.
Everyone was curious about Amanda from the start of the night (as curious as she was about the martinis being served in plastic cups), but things only got worse when she started throwing shade at Sonja.
Kristen says she's confused Harry doesn't look like George Clooney considering his playboy status. Frankly at this point, we think George Clooney should be taking pointers from him. He's got dating in New York City down.
Yeah, no kisses between Carole and Aviva. Once Carole donned her fedora and the talk got heated. Heather jumped in. Character assassination accusations were thrown around. Points were debated, as well as the finer points of what an actual point is.
Despite LuAnn's cries of being the hostess and trying to calm things down, things only got worse. Amanda's contribution: "Not everyone is equally as brilliant...or is as great of a writer", to which Heather asked what -- "What are you talking about, Amanda?"