Ramona says she just reacted -- and believes that Kristen was looking for her to do just that. Sonja thinks you shouldn't go in there and "poke Ramona. You don't want to see those claws." (Note: Ramona is sporting the curler Carole spoke of to Kristen. Let it be known that the lady is serious about her hair.)

Heather hopes "a little ice on the lip, a little wine in the belly" will smooth things over. . . but it doesn't appear to go so well. When Ramona comes out to "sort of, I guess" apologize to Kristen, possibly because Kristen says her hair "looks like sh--," possibly because Ramona doesn't think Kristen should get her wet. . . .So dinner anyone? Watch it all go down again HERE.

There's a blood blister under Kristen's lip and there's no amount of Ramona could heal it -- but it's worth trying right?

It's not a motorcycle, but it is something that's very rock 'n' roll -- and something that might lift Kristen's spirits.

But Kristen's Elvis obsession knows no bounds, and this Elvis impersonator was just the right thing to help her forget her troubles.

Carole drops in to see Ramona and finds her "organizing her clothes." Carole's no detective, but it seems very clear that she's packing up, not just sorting out Sonja's shoes.

Questionable fashion choices aside, the ladies head into the woods. Carole's suspicious that Ramona seems so thrilled for the hike, but perhaps she's just itching to get some fresh air (and some space between herself and the other ladies).

Being in the environment triggers Ramona's memories of her parents arguing, and it's all a little too much for her. Ramona is freaking (and it's not because she saw a bear Carole). The scene is eerily reminiscent of Ramona's backyard -- which Ramona believes was big so her father could mistreat her family in isolation. At that point, hopes of a tear-free hike were pretty much dashed. Watch Ramona go through her woodsy Ramotional breakdown HERE.

Sonja doesn't think Kristen can feel it. She's never seen a face in a toilet bowl. The word "provoking" gets thrown around a lot -- and improperly (as LuAnn pointed out, it's not an adverb).

Bon voyage Ramona!

With Ramona gone (without saying goodbye to Sonja) the ladies head out on a relaxing boat trip -- captained by a handsome 20-year-old no less.

Kristen is ecstatic that Ramona's gone, but she's still a topic of discussion. Carole sits her down to tell her a bit about what Ramona said about her.

At dinner, the topic of sexuality comes up. LuAnn is a "true sexual." But Carole is just a "bull sh-- sexual" because she refused to have a lesbian experience with Sonja Morgan. Carole says she only refused because it would mean sleeping with Harry by proxy -- and enough RHONY women have done that.

But Sonja doesn't feel like she's getting manipulated -- even as the evidence stacks up. Once a photo of Ramona out on the town appears, the ladies are prepared for a full-scale intervention.