White Lies

White Lies

LuAnn says nothing happened with Tomas and laments lying about their innocent evening at the villa.

What may have looked like infidelity on last night's episode was in reality, a ride home with a friend and a tour of the house after an evening of fun on vacation eight months ago. Do you think I would bring a man back to a houseful of housewives (and cameras) if I were planning on having an affair? My big mistake was trying to avoid the speculation and assumptions by telling a white lie. The problem with telling a white lie is that once you say it, you have to stick to your story, that's why I made the call when I heard that Tomas was coming for dinner that night. Never tell a fib because it can snowball out of control. LESSON LEARNED. As I write this, Jacques and I are on vacation and we couldn't be more united and happy!

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A Scandal in St. Barths

Room assignments are always tricky when traveling with the girls, but I was happy when Ramona and Sonja decided to be roomies because it left me one of the best rooms in the house.

Poor Heather! I felt so bad when she ran into the glass door and hurt her nose. I gave her Advil to stop the swelling and I had her hold a cold compress to her nose. Luckily, it worked and she was feeling fine the next day.

Carole's boyfriend Russ is charming and good-natured and he didn't let the girls' antics ruin his night. I'm sure that Carole briefed him on what to expect from Ramona and Sonja. Carole did what she could by asking Ramona to NOT act like herself. . .you know, "crazy" to quote Carole.

These Crazy Bitches

I love Le Ti St. Barth and I ran into some of old Italian friends that I enjoyed seeing again. The reason I didn't get up on stage with the girls was that my pirate skirt was way too short. It was really fun to get dressed up like a pirate and dance the night away.

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Shakin' Their Pirate Booty

The dynamics of a girls' vacation changes when you add men, even sweet men like Reid! I think this is why Ramona was upset that Aviva was bringing her husband. . .she’d have to behave around Reid (maybe). We’ll see how it all plays out next week.

Until then, bisous!

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