Again in this episode, we see my supposed “friends” are missing no opportunities to bash me both personally and professionally. At least I was able to make it out relatively unscathed at Luann’s launch party. But of course the women had to get in a little dig about my body. What can I say? The men love that I’ve gained a little bit of a booty, so I’m not complaining! Like I said, I stay very thin just to fit the sample sizes I borrow for my appearances and charity work. Soon I will have my Sonja Morgan New York pieces in my size! I’m just pleased I can still fit a model's sample!
Ramona couldn’t hear anything at that party. First she thought that I was being dosed with cyanide and then she couldn’t understand the waiter when he told us what we were eating. Sometimes it feels like people are trying to give me cyanide in this group, but I’m happy to report that at that particular a moment an eligible guy was checking my booty out! Ramona and I had fun that night. This looks more like the old Sonja and Ramona. Don’t worry, no matter what happens, Ramonja will always be alive and well.
Which of course brings me to the grab-a-room debacle of 2015! First, though, I must say that the Bella Vista Villa was everything I had expected it to be and more! The villa was a gorgeous backdrop to all of the craziness that happened during this trip. In regards to the room situation, Ramona and I were just being silly and trying to have a little fun. We are both children at heart and meant no ill intent. Ramona and I would need the biggest room as usual, because we share. I was just bummed I didn’t get my bathtub. BTW, if Ramona really thought I was so bad and irresponsible, she wouldn’t want to room with me. Of course Ramona wants to room with me. We always go off to bed before the other die-hard partiers. We can’t keep up! Though Lu really trys to keep me up.
To a certain extent, everyone just needs to let Ramona be Ramona. We will all have a much better time on this vacation if we can just accept everyone else’s faults and remember that we all have a few of our own. I always stick up for her when we are in close quarters and she gets noticed.
Of course Ramona made that man unpack her suitcase! Usually she makes me unpack that thing with her and then leaves!
While I am glad that Ramona and I are spending more time together, I am also upset that she isn’t taking the time to stand up for me. When Ramona was talking about how hard it was being in Turks and Caicos since her relationship ended with Mario, I completely got it. Ramona and I go back decades, and I inately know what’s going on in her life, she cannot fool me with the strong face she’s putting up, but Ramona seems to be taking my friendship for granted. One minute she’s telling me how close we are and next she’s badmouthing me to the other girls at dinner.
Ramona even brought up that ridiculous situation with Luann’s friend. I can’t believe that these women are trying to say that I “don’t remember” things that happen when I drink. I remember that situation perfectly! I was at a party, and I thought that I saw one of my close gay friends across the room. So I say to the girls around me, "Oh that’s my friend, isn’t he cute?" Then Luann’s friend said no that’s not your guy, that’s my fiancé. I simply mistook this man to be one of my friends She said that I “tried to do him,” because I was so excited when I originally saw him. This girl has been trying to break into our group for a long time, and while she’s a nice girl, I think that she would say anything to be relevant with my group of girlfriends.
Ramona with the floaties and me with the inflatable whale is classic Ramonja and hilarious! I start off this trip trying to stay away from the sharks, and I ended up on a whale.
Between my blue sparkle dress and Ramona’s fishnet maxidress, I feel like Ramona and I look like the absolutely fab couple from England. Too funny. That interaction with Bethenny was almost as frustrating to have as it was to watch. I am not looking to take advice from any of these girls. I’d go crazy! I don’t think that any of these girls are in any place to give me advice. I have professionals--doctors, lawyers, therapists--who I listen to and whose advice I am interested in. Last time I checked, no one in this group is a certified therapist, even though Heather seems to think that she is. Bethenny hasn’t been around for the last few years, so she doesn’t really know if these girls are just making things up or if I really am delusional. Delusional means to make up things that are not true. I don’t lie. She will see that these girls have no idea what they are talking about. For example, a few years ago the girls were all saying that I was going to lose my house. Ramona said the bank had the house? What bank? It makes no sense. But guess who’s still in their house? Sonja Morgan. So clearly these girls do not really know what they’re talking about. They also said I was not focused and all over the place with jewelry, swimwear, and fashion, and I am selling like hot cakes. So I really need to take their comments and broad stroke advice with a grain of salt.
I don’t know what they were all talking about at dinner with regards to my sobriety and my mental health. Luann is the one who drags me around like a old suitcase and never wants me to go home even as friends fight with her to let me go. Heather was saying that she didn’t want anyone to be enabling me, but she likes to go out with me. These girls are clearly not really worried about me, because they are all talking about me behind my back instead of really trying to help me. If they were really concerned they wouldn’t be talking about me to the whole world, they would be coming to me and trying to make a difference in my life. If I really was having a hard time, how would them talking about me all the time actually help me?
Everyone will see that I am not crazy and that I have my life together. My collection is selling like crazy, I’m out of my chapter 11, my family is prospering, and I truly could not be happier. I wish that these girls could celebrate this happiness with me, but just because they aren’t supportive doesn’t mean that I’m not going to keep being Sonja Morgan. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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