RHOC: Naked Wasted

Tamra decided to engage in a little Housewives hazing and see how drunk she could get Gretchen. The results were...sloppy.

RHONJ: The Table Flip

Danielle learned the hard way not to ruin one of Teresa's dinner parties. And by "the hard way," we mean having a table thrown at her.

RHOBH: Medium Raw

Oh Allison DuBois... Never again will the world look at psychics and electric cigarettes the same way. Hopefully Camille retired her signature cocktail after Allison's rather tipsy tiff with Kyle.

RHONY: Scary Island

What started out as a lovely meal prepared by Bethenny ended with Kelly's gummi bear fueled breakdown (along with references to Al Sharpton). Money can't buy you class or a drama free dinner.

RHOBH: Don't Mess with David Foster
As if Bravo's own Dutch Martha Stewart wouldn't have a gorgeous dinner party! Everything seemed to be going swimmingly until Housewives tried to sing along to the music her husband was playing and Taylor Armstrong started crying. Note to selves: never sing in front of the great David Foster.

RHONJ: Joe Giudice's Infamous Phone Call
What was meant to be a beautiful birthday celebration dinner for Caroline Manzo quickly turned into Teresa Giudice's worst nightmare. Joe Giudice was caught having a suspicious conversation with a mysterious caller where he described his wife in a less-than-flattering light.

RHOC: A "Phony" Intervention
Costa Rica didn't know what hit it when Alexis found herself in the middle of an intervention at this dinner where her fellow 'Wives accused her of being, gasp, phony.

RHOC: Brooks and the "Evil Eye"
We thought Heather's name changing soiree had gone South with bow-gate, but that was until two former BFFLs Tamra and Vicki Gunvalson had a screaming match about what else, but the evil eye.

RHOC: Alexis Gets Kicked Out
Remember when Tamra Barney kicked Alexis Bellino out of her gym opening dinner? We're sure Alexis does. . . As you can see from this photo, Tamra was done listening to Alexis talking. La, la, la, la, la.

RHOBH: Joyce is a "Big Fat Pig"
Of course, Brandi's bad news wasn't the only dinner party foul that happened in Palm Springs. There was the little issue of Brandi calling Joyce Giraud de Ohoven Jacqueline -- oh, and a big fat pig.

RHONy: Aviva's Dad Gets Explicit
New York Housewife Carole Radziwill thought she would have a simple white elephant party -- that was of course until Aviva Drescher's father took this party for a turn with with talk of cock rings and a sexually powered lizard. Needless to say, this dinner party didn't go quite as planned.

RHOBH: Yolanda's Dream Team
It seems that the Fosters just can't host a party without some RHOBH drama. Alas, Yolanda's subconscious got the better of her and made her write hearts on the place cards of her favorite 'Wives. This did not go unnoticed by Kyle Richards and the rest of no heart ladies, creating quite a divisive dinner conversation.

RHOC: Shannon Storms Out

Lizzie's hopes for a classy dinner party were dashed when talk of a plot to "take the Beadors down" was the natural segue in conversation after talking about Vicki's best body part (Brooks said it was her vagina). After that, things accelerated pretty quickly -- with Shannon storming out of the beach house screaming that everyone will eventually see the truth. Watch it all fall apart again here, and try to think of the delightful fire dancers Lizzie hired to calm yourself.

RHOA: Puerto Read-co
NeNe and Cynthia's epic read-off is one for the books. Nothing was off limits, from spaghetti straps, to bobs, to weaves!

RHOA: A Chocolate Surprise
When Cynthia and Kenya dropped the rumor that Phaedra was seeing an African man named Chocolate, let's just say things didn't go very smoothly with Phaedra.

RHOBH: What Happens in Amsterdam...
Kim Richards learned the hard way never to bring up Lisa Rinna's husband, Harry Hamlin, after the epic European wine touch.

RHONY: Heather Hits Bethenny's Wall
Heather had good intentions trying to get her some meatballs in lieu of sushi, but Bethenny was not having any of her mothering at Dorinda's birthday dinner. Heather quickly learned that Bethenny has her wall up, and likes it that way.