Lizzie vents to her husband about Vicki and Tamra being two-faced after hearing they were talking about her birthday dress. Chin up, Lizzie! At least you know they'll probably show up?
"There are satellites up in the universe, flying around waiting for me!" Vicki chides her employees who don't think she will be able to access internet in Bali. The work never stops for this woman.
"I have all my supplements for natural sleep." Shannon is prepped for what Vicki thinks will be a 900 hour flight. According to Vicki, the travel arrangements forced them to miss several birthdays, holidays, and more. At least they had enough meds to make it through.
Lizzie is over Vicki referring to her and Danielle as "dumb and dumber" but Danielle is still not having it! We think these ladies might have packed some baggage when they came to Bali.
Vicki requested front seat placement as an advantage of age, but the ladies didn't listen. "I'm getting really seasick." After she got the dry heaves, we think they learned their lesson to listen to her.
The girls are not taking kindly to Vicki vomiting in the back of the van. There were a lot of cries for her to just throw up into her Louis Vuitton -- or at least to do it more quickly.
"It's just a dog that is probably hungry. I doubt it's going to get any meat off of Heather's leg." Tamra was less afraid than her cohorts of the random wild dog that was investigating Vicki's stop over.
"I have done this to myself. I wanted to sit with Vicki on the elephant and now I am bearing the fruits of that decision." Heather should have maybe thought through the seating arrangements a bit more.
Lizzie vents to Shannon about Tamra not asking her about her birthday after cancelling last minute. Focus on the elephants ladies! Save the drama for California!
Once Tamra, Heather, and Vicki head out, Lizzie shares how upset she really was. "I am crying because we are friends with someone who is so full of sh--," says Lizzie. She doesn't believe Tamra's much of a friend to anyone.
"I sent you the picture and you said the same thing I said, 'she's showing her vagina'" - Tamra defends the way she spoke about about Lizzie's birthday outfit.
Tamra tells Vicki that Lizzie approached her saying, "You're just being a bitch because your husband wants to fuck me." But is Lizzie tells the story almost the exact same way -- but with Tamra making the comment. How could a game of "shag, marry, kill" go so wrong.
"I don't get snowed, and I got fucking snowed by her." Shannon is fed up with Tamra about talking about her behind her back. As the ladies share that Tamra had talked to them about that email.