Hey RHOC fans. It's time for Part 2. Are you excited? Are you nervous? Do we need to get out the healing hands? No, you're good.
Then let's get started.
We begin by debating how Shannon can be so zen and so stressed all the time. There's not really an answer for that, but in order to help her feel more relaxed Andy did put nine oranges in the bowl! It's not lemons, but any citrus will help her calm down.
Tamra doesn't know what else Lizzie wants her to say. . .
Well, probably not blood, just an apology.
And I guess the gym membership doesn't hurt. . .
Lizzie also just wants Tamra to know that the whole "you're too old to have a baby" was just because she thought Tamra had already accomplished so much. Tamra's response -- you don't know anything about me so don't talk.
That goes over well.
Next up, Shannon and David's marriage woes. They're fine now, but the ladies think that maybe Shannon overshared how bad everything was. Heather remembers something Shannon said, but not exactly. Shannon's response: "You can’t sit here and tell me that you remember things about me 'but I don’t remember what they were.'" Heather's response:
After that, it's time to talk about Fancy Pants. The ladies decide to put the plumerias in the past and move on. . .move on to deciding if Tamra stirs the pot. . .
Yup, gird your loins for this one.
So Vicki asks Tamra to stop talking badly about Brooks. . .
And Vicki non-chalantly says. .
So Tamra calmly responds. . .
At that point, Tamra gets her "Let's go" face on. And Vicki sheds any layers of clothing that could hold her back. . .
Vicki wants to know why if Tamra's so happy "she looks so miserable"? And then she lays it on. . . "You’re supposed to be getting better and better and better, but -- guess what -- you get. . .
Watch the whole thing go down again.
Moving on. . .let's talk about that infamous game. What was that game called?
According to Tamra it was "f---." According to Lizzie it was "marry."
When that doesn't go anywhere, the conversation turns to Vicki and Tamra and how they can move on from that massive arguments. Lizzie interjects and Tamra was very receptive to her counsel. . .
And so Lizzie is left to cry (with Heather providing the tissues). Eventually Andy wraps things up, pointing out that it took nine seasons, but Vicki is now officially the voice of reason. Low fives for that!
And that's it! Another great O.C. season. Tequila shots for all!