"Hearing what Michael said, all I could think was that it was a bad joke."

"Candiace doesn’t listen to her Momma so she damn sure isn’t going to listen to me."

"Why can’t I just eat my freakin' beignets in peace?!?"

"Unlike some other ladies Ashley can actually hold her liquor and control herself."

"Next time I'll just talk to her about who makes braided wigs, because she clearly knows all about that."

"I really didn't mind Karen saging me when I got to her house but if I had done that to her..."

"We had so many Fireball shots I would have talked to anybody. Karen knows she loves my tipsy hugs."

"She asks me to knock down her door and be a friend. I go knocking and the door doesn’t open."

"If she never feels the need to do that, then the shade will continue to be fast and furious."

Plus, the first lady of Potomac dishes on her relationship with Monique Samuels: "If Monique owns what she has done and sincerely apologizes then maybe we can get to another place. Not a second before."