It's hard to admit that we were wrong, but we are here to do it now. Way back in April, we wrote an open letter to Southern Charm’s Cameran Eubanks telling her we thought she desperately needed to get a dog. We were so young, so naive back then — we got the situation all wrong, which is why we are here today to say, Jason Wimberly: GET A DOG ALREADY!
What we thought was Cam’s desire to pup up her life, was that actually that of her husband Jason. In a plot that has been slowly developing over Instagram the past week, we realize that the new parents’ odd relationship with their neighbor’s dog Elvis really shakes out the truth of the matter — it’s Jason who has puppy fever. As far as watchers of Southern Charm are concerned, Cameran’s husband Jason is a veritable man of mystery, never appearing on the show and previously rarely being mentioned in her social media. All that has changed of late thanks to Instagram and the love of a neighbor’s sweet dog, Elvis. Cameran has been sharing the twosome’s love affair, by that we mean Jason and Elvis, and we’ve learned so much about Jason and his obsession with his dog. Don’t believe of us, the proof is in this photo.
Yes, your eyes don’t deceive you, that is Elvis, Jason wearing a giant Chihuahua face tee shirt AND a custom portrait Jason had commissioned of Elvis. This is not his first time bonding with Elvis on social media and nor will it be his last. The new dad’s bond with the pup is altogether adorable, but it must come to an end eventually, with a pup as cute as Elvis, his owners will want him back sometime? Probably?
So, we present you with our open letter to Jason Wimberly:
Hey Jase, we can tell you love Elvis, and he clearly very much so loves you guys. You and Cam are already great parents and we know you will be just as good as a dog dad as you are a regular dad. Doesn’t Palmer need a pup-sized playmate? Won’t you be sad when Elvis’ owners come to collect him? How will you fill the Chihuahua-shaped hole in your heart? You need to get yourself to a shelter and adopt a pup, pronto! Your heart knows you want a dog. Trust it. (Plus, you already have a baby so what’s a little more of your day cleaning up poop?)
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