Let's start with a GIF we can all use. . .this
If nothing else, #PumpRules teaches us that looking this good takes work. . .
And sometimes two cans of hairspray.
But sometimes things are a little tough, and you end up losing a place to live. . .
So it's important to remember, "so what who cares?"
But Tom's feeling much better about being on the other side of this relationship -- and being in love with Ariana.
Looks like she's kind of feeling the same. . .
Is Scheana over how adorable they are?
But Katie wasn't feeling so positive about Scheana's birthday plans.
Jax was feeling positive about the havoc he caused Kristen by sleeping with his ex Kristen. In his eyes, it all worked out in the end.
Meanwhile Kristen was doing some digging, and had come up with a secret of her own.
Stassi was as shocked as you were about her quick return to Los Angeles. When she found out she'd be turning back around from NYC and going back to Cali, she was shocked.
Speaking of things turning around, Kristen believes the rumors of Tom cheating on Ariana are payback for Ariana's former indiscretions.
Payback? How about a plastic surgery discount. . .
Not that Jax really needs a new nose.
How would Lisa describe Jax's nose?
Just kidding, she's talking about the Pump menu, which needs to hit on the wants of certain clientele in West Hollywood.
She loves the cucumbers, she does not love Stassi's exit strategy when she moved to NYC.
As if to prove that she's human and not all fabulous, Lisa admits that she felt betrayed when Stassi just up and left LA.
Ariana also doesn't love this interferring from Kristen. She's not buying that she's doing this to "help a sister out."
In other couple news, Jax is giving it his all with Carmen. . .
And James is trying to make beautiful music for Kristen.
But the boys aren't loving this Brit.
After an emotional chat about cheating with Tom, Scheana got a little choked up.
Thankfully she pulled it together in time to pose for photos for an epic Instagram war with Stassi and the other ladies.
But who won?
The war of the likes couldn't last forever. Soon enough it was back to the big issues -- Kristen's sleuthing on Tom. Jax thinks that she's in a no-win situation.
And Tom just wants to be left alone.