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Tom's Main Miami Objective

Tom Schwartz shares what he wanted to happen in Miami and how he feels about being banished by Stassi.

By Tom Schwartz

Miami. One of my favorite cities out there. A sexy city that rarely sleeps.

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I can't express how happy I am Katie and Scheana decided to put aside their differences for the sake of the trip. With Kristen and James coming along there is going to be some tension between them and Tom and Ariana, but hopefully the spirit of the occasion will at least temporarily trump any lingering resentments. Kristen is a major liability when she drinks, and we are hoping she can keep it together for the greater cause. James and I are cool by now, so there's no more tension there. Jax decided not to bring Tiff and I think it was a very wise decision. With these allegations abounding, he would have had it rubbed in his face by someone or another and ultimately it would have detracted from the festivities and good-spirited debauchery at hand.

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Jax ends up staying with me and Tom in a one bedroom. We aren't thrilled about it, but luckily we trained for three years for stuff like this while living together. Everything was great. We don't plan on sleeping much anyways.

By our group's standard there was very little drama. Of course, there were a few spats but they were contained and extinguished pretty quicky from what I remember. Katie was a dream the whole trip, and we had probably TOO much fun together. Being here with her in MIA is incredible. It really makes me happy to see Shay and Scheana having the time of their lives and no one sabotaging their special week. Our main objective is to make sure those two get buckwild -- and we graciously accept the challenge.

Stassi would have loved the trip if she could just put aside her vendettas, but it's not to be in this lifetime. We've all been banished by her. Oh well, her loss. It was a fantastic voyage that I won't soon forget.


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