The Best Burns From Jax Taylor's Birthday Roast

The Best Burns From Jax Taylor's Birthday Roast

Jax gets Jax'ed!

By Crystal Puccio

Jax Taylor celebrated his 37th birthday the only way Jax Taylor could -- with an unforgettable birthday roast. The #PumpRules crew came out in full force and took turns ribbing the group's "number one guy". Here are the evening's best burns:

Kristen Doute: Jax I'm not saying you're dumb, but I once heard you ask Lisa what was in a vodka tonic.


Ariana Madix: ...the only thing you're better at than getting arrested is well, getting people in Vegas pregnant.

Shay: One thing I'm really excited about is that I'm not the fattest guy in the group anymore...

Tom Sandoval: Have you guys ever noticed with Jax that it's literally always allergy season.

Stassi Schroeder: I was going through a break up and I was working at SUR and Kristen was like "you know what, you just need to meet a dude" — so she said Jax I have this girl, so I'm thinking I'm going to go meet this prince charming, someone to like get my mojo back and he shows up with another girl so I was turned down. Now that I'm thinking back on it, it was the only time in the two years that we were together that he turned a girl down.


Lisa Vanderpump: I wish in the future that you spent more time behind my bar than you do behind bars.

Brittany Cartwright: You stole my heart just like you stole me the pair of sunglasses.

Tom Schwartz: I mean he's slept with many, many, many women and a few men.

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