Last night was the premiere of Tom Ford's beautiful new film A Single Man. Oh and I was Madonna's date. And so you know that I must've been very flummoxed and fertootzed about this, right?
This is not something that I should be blogging about so let me just do a quick interview with myself about the evening:
Q: Did you get laid?
A: No I did not.
Q: Is Madonna nice?
A: Very. The perfect date. And FUN.
Q: Does she smell good?
Q: Was she wearing fishnets and did they look hot?
A: Yes and yes.
Q: What else can you tell us.
A: Nothing. Except that being with her is like being with the President (of the gays.)
Q: That's IT?
A: That's it. How do you expect me to get a second date???
Well THAT was a revealing interview....
Tonight is the finale of Million Dollar Listing and I would like to formally report that I have given this BRILLIANT show too little attention on this blog and on Watch What Happens Live. I have loved this season so much and tonight's finale is a great sendoff (with some fun Madison stuff.) And are Josh and Edith the new Harold and Maude?
I had the BEST time on Watch What Happens Live with Kristen and Mark the other night. Just hysterical. Here's a clip of my favorite game from the last 20 weeks: