Mazel- Christina Andrews from Florida, for her honesty while begging for money on the highway. Her sign said: "not homeless, need boobs!" You could have just called us, Christina-- we have Tamra Barney's old boobs on the shelf!
Jackhole- Kanye West for purchasing two $1,000,000 Latvian armored SUV's. Those are really going to come in handy for protecting your family when lookie-loo's notice your $1,000,000 Latvian armored SUV's and gather around. Hmm.