Mazel: Adele, who pushed a baby human out of her vagina! That thing had been rolling in the deep for far too long and now it can chase pavements with the best of ‘em.
Jackhole: This woman who was photographed breastfeeding a pug. She claims she’s been letting the pug suckle from her teets for two years which makes it even more disgusting because that’s 14 dog years. I hope Adele doesn’t see this story and get any funny ideas.