Mazel: I’m feeling generous so there are multiple Mazels tonight. First, to WIllie Geist for the ‘Today Show’ gig. Second Whoopie on ‘The View’ for holing her tongue a long time before finally telling Ann Coulter to shut up. But the biggest Mazel goes to viewer @tori_mccaffrey, who Tweeted this pic of her puppy that looks like NeNe!
Jackhole: Ke$ha who inferred during an interview with Ryan Seacrest that she had sex with a ghost. Even ghosts should know better than to mess with Ke$ha. I hope he doesn’t have to change his name to the Clapsper.