Reza Farahan & Latoya Jackson
- Mazel- Activist, Aaron Jackson, who purchased a house across from the Westboro Baptist Church compound in Topeka, Kansas and is turning it into an anti-bullying volunteer center and painting the whole thing rainbow colored like a gay-pride flag. Now, Fred Phelps and the rest of those dicks can stop picketing soldier funerals and just march around screaming in their own yard because they're so mad about their new neighbor. I can't wait!
- Jackhole- SPLASH. The new celebrity diving show that premiered tonight. OK, being a celebrity diving competition is bad enough, but they're the second one on the air. There already was Stars In Danger: The High Dive that the Richards sisters were on, if you recall. Now, I don't even know where to start about this show, but I will try: Louie Anderson said he was doing it for the troops...I love Louie Anderson, but the troops don't need you to help them by diving into the water! Also, Rudy Huxtable was robbed tonight! Robbed! But worst of all, what was on Joey Lawrence's head? It kinda looked like an orange furkin...And I love me some Joey Lawrence.