Bethenny: I want it in writing, like if I croak how long do you have to mourn and be miserable and walk around wearing all black and crying with like black holes and cavities around your eyeballs before
Jason: How long would you want me to do that?
Bethenny: Look at you I'm already dead and you're so excited. You're already dating some blonde young f**kin' loser who's 23 years old in like a pink cardigan.
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