These Festive Flasks Are Sure to Get You Through Holiday Party Season

Ahh, holiday party season. Trees are twinkling, temps are dropping and that sequin top you bought on sale last season is calling your name. Every year, as the invites flow in and my calendar becomes filled with the promise of good cheer (and, let’s be honest, pie), I enter the season feeling giddy for the festive nights out to come. However, somewhere between Friendsgiving and the office rager, as I run out of tastefully glitzy outfits and meet my annual gingerbread cookie quota, I become totally and completely burnt out. Before long, what was supposed to be a season of festive celebrations turns into a war of attrition of which the main tactic is the ceaseless playing of Mariah Carey Christmas ballads.

How does one persevere? Booze, duh. When mulled wine and eggnog Jell-O shots just don’t do the trick, turn to these fun, festive, and covert flasks to keep your spirits bright and the party going. Dare I say, ‘tis the season to get lit?

Not your childhood Christmas stocking, this no-drip boot flask holds 2.8 liters of your favorite drink and hangs sturdily on your mantel.

This boozy bangle is made from porcelain and holds up to a shot’s worth of your favorite spirit so that with just the flip of a wrist you can covertly amp up your cocoa or coffee.

Keep your hands warm and your spirits bright with these cozy knit mittens that contain a hidden 4-ounce flask with a stealthy spout in the thumb.

Arrive to the party bearing the gift of good drinks with this Santa hat that can hold up to 10 ounces of liquid.

You’d never guess this gray scarf concealed 8 ounces of booze and a secret valve for a sneaky pick-me-up at any occasion.

These patterned ties look all business but actually shroud a leak-free bladder and valve to spice up your next formal event.

Deck the tree in these boozy baubles for a festive toast like none other.