Mica, lamented the available drink options: "I was going through a lot. There was no wine that night!"
Melyssa: "I put on a f-ck 'em dress and had twenty drinks!" and "I literally consumed way too much alcohol."
"Can I say dildo?"
"The 'Chinese Balls'!...they're a nice distraction"
"You brought your sex toys over -- that's not demure!"
Demetria: "I'm not judgmental. I'm very focused, I'm very disciplined, and I don't have a lot of time for BS."
Brie: "I did not go to charm school -- I was just an appropriately raised child."
Melyssa: "We are self-starters. . .we represent a huge demographic that was going voiceless."
Andy confessed he is "Fully down with the swirl - legendarily!"
Melyssa about a reconciliation with Flo Rida "100% absolutely not, I don't really know what I was thinking. Why we broke up? That will be in my book."
"You talk about being cheated on when you were actually the other woman in a twenty year relationship!"
Brie on her former "Lawng Island" accent: 'I took voice and diction classes to neutralize my accent"
Mica: "You're Evilina right now!"
Demetria: "No you're Evilina."
Mica: "She wants my shoe in her f---ing throat"
Demetria: "Why do you need me to like you? Why do you need my approval so bad? Stop begging for it!"
Demetria: "Grow up you're 44!"
Mica: "No I'm 60 b--ch!"
Geneva: "My phone was blowing up the next morning like 'What the hell? Who are those girls? Why are they doing that? Why are people on the couch?"
Mica: "I ran into the owner of that magazine later on, after that whole thing, and he was like inviting me to different things... he didn't have a problem!"
Brie to Daisy: "You are more judgmental on camera -- you have a lot of negative energy and spew negativity."
Brie: "Mica what you see on TV is the Mica that you get when the cameras aren't rolling."
Andy: "The shows 7th member, Chardonnay!"
Andy: "The brunch went from Bloody Mary to Champagne-ful."
Melyssa: "Alcohol was clearly the seventh character in this show -- we all drank very liberally!"
Andy: "Come back, I mean there’s nowhere to walk to. We are in this teeny clubhouse."
Demetria: "She needs attention like she always does; it's constant!"
Mica: "I need a napkin!"
Melyssa: "I didn't really realize it wasn't me in the tape until I saw the tramp stamp on her back, and realized I 'Oh, I have no tattoos'."
"I can't watch this"
Demetria to Mica: "I don't think about you, boo. You accuse people constantly. Work this out with the therapist, please sweetie. I don't like seeing you this way."
"Girl, I'm so sorry for enabling you. I'll pour that glass of wine."