All Zoila wanted for her birthday was to have the weekend off. Doesn't seem like much to ask for, right? Unfortunately, a weekend of RandR was not in the cards for our favorite housekeeper. Instead, her big birthday gift from Jeff was an "artistic" interpretation of her lovely visage. Nice, Jeff, real nice.

Jeff and Jenni's discovery of little rat calling cards at the Encino property could definitely be described as a "funky dunky" experience.

Pairing small children with Jeff is like mixing oil and water. But Ryan's toddler Chloe seems to have caught Uncle Jeff's eye! All Jeff wants is her love, and he isn't above bribing her to get it. Hey, if it works with his dogs, it's bound to work with small children, right?