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It doesn't take one of Jeff's psychics to predict that he'll obsess over every ridiculous detail, but watching Jeff and Jenni's debate over when to switch the phone greeting from "Good afternoon" to "Good evening" was on another level. "I think between 4:59 and 5:00," Jeff decreed. We agree, because everyone knows 5 p.m. on the nose is clearly too late.

All Zoila wanted for her birthday was to have the weekend off. Doesn't seem like much to ask for, right? Unfortunately, a weekend of RandR was not in the cards for our favorite housekeeper. Instead, her big birthday gift from Jeff was an "artistic" interpretation of her lovely visage. Nice, Jeff, real nice.

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She's young, but she's tough: Eleven-year-old Erin, the stepdaughter of his client Lorie, was devastated when she saw the color Jeff had selected for her room, and left him a hilariously direct voicemail expressing her displeasure. Her best line? "I'm not even sure if it's the right way to go." Remind you of someone?

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Pairing small children with Jeff is like mixing oil and water. But Ryan's toddler Chloe seems to have caught Uncle Jeff's eye! All Jeff wants is her love, and he isn't above bribing her to get it. Hey, if it works with his dogs, it's bound to work with small children, right?

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Jeff needs to find a place to stay since he put his house on the market, so he asked his dear friend and business partner Ryan to put him up for a couple of weeks. Zoila's coming. And the pets. So, just 7 extra bodies in the house. Oh, and Ryan's boyfriend who's allergic to cats. We smell spin-off series!