There's no delicate way to say this, so we'll just come out with it: Lauren Manzo Scalia dressed as a giant penis for Halloween. We have visual evidence of said costume, so if you can take something a little, um, anatomical on this Monday afternoon — and there's no chance that your boss will peep over your shoulder — just keep on scrolling.
Still with us? Blame the following content on Manzo'd with Children alum Albie Manzo, who shared a snap of his sis rocking the X-rated costume on Instagram. To caption a photo of the look, which was flesh-colored, puffy, and taller than Lauren herself, Albie simply wrote, "It ain't even Friday..."
If you think this getup is one for the books, you're not alone. Followers lit up Albie's comments section with all kinds of crying-laughing emojis, while The Real Housewives of New Jersey alum Jacqueline Laurita chimed in with one word: "Amazing."
Keep scrolling if you dare.
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