Nothing kills a buzz like an explosion of ants. Just ask Heather Bilyeu Altman. In a recent Instagram Story, The Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles mom shared the details of a creepy-crawly incident that befell her and Josh Altman one evening after a couple of cocktails.
"Came home a little tipsy to find [my daughter] Lexi's new ant farm all over our kitchen," she wrote. "The commentary is priceless." It's also peppered with all the cuss words that you might expect.
As Heather filmed bugs skittering across the kitchen's light wood floor, Josh can be heard solemnly announcing: "Babe, they're f--king everywhere! Are you serious?" Dismayed, Heather chimed in: "Shut up! No. Oh my god. Oh my god! Someone let the ants out. Oh, s--t."
She completed her camerawork by zooming in on the ant farm in question, which had been turned upside down on the marble countertop. No wonder Heather and Josh were bugging out.
We have a feeling ant farms are off the table for Lexi now. But as Heather and Josh prove in the clip above, the 3-year-old has plenty of other options when playtime rolls around.
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