MDL's third season kicks off with the three agents being oh so vain. Madison's working out (shirtless, obvi) Josh is scrutinizing his new 'do (looks like Chad's hair obsession rubbed off) and Chad? Chad's getting laser hair removal on his back. Chad explains it's tough to sell luxury properties when you "look like a monkey." For Chad, Madison, and Josh, there's only one thing more important than real estate -- good grooming.

You don't encounter many life-threatening scenarios in the real estate biz, unless of course you're Josh Flagg. Josh demonstrates the perils of paperwork when he starts a small fire in his home office.

Chad has two girls in his life - girlfriend Victoria and soulmate Starla. The Chihuahua nearly chews the couple's relationship to bits when Chad demands dog custody should he and Victoria ever split. Hopefully Victoria has the foresight not to give her boyfriend an ultimatum: Me or the dog. (And yes, you can follow Starla on Twitter http://twitter.com/StarlatheChi)

The clients on "Listing" seem to be equally wealthy and wacky. Take Madison's client, Kim. Instead of sticking with an expert, she consults her spiritual advisor and numerologist to decide what her house is worth. She has a special request for Madison -- all numbers in the listing price when added together must equal eight.

There's some friendly competition between agents Chad and Madison when the two are invited to speak at a real estate conference. The audience goes wild over Chad's speech and his bright pink socks, but Madison crashes faster than the LA market. Word of advice to Madison: know your audience. The Eskimos might very well have seven different words for snow, but that tidbit may not thrill a crowd of bored realtors.

Being a twentysomething real estate agent who's responsible for multi-million dollar deals can be stressful. Josh decides to take his grandmother's advice and plans a party to let loose. He invites some friends and stocks up on booze (enough liquor to get the entire state of California buzzed), but there's only one problem -- the party's on, but Josh forgets to show up.

How much would you pay for a cake with your face on it? If you're Chad Rogers, you're willing to drop a cool $700 bucks on a delicious frosting recreation, all in the name of selling pricy properties. "Only time will tell if the investment will pay off," says Chad, who happily eats his own face.

Dr. Sam wants to lease his home in Bel Air, so he enlists agent Josh to do the dirty work. But it's Dr. Sam who gets dirty when he jokes he'd like to sleep with a potential renter's girlfriend. Here's a classic case of making business a little too personal.

Josh will do just about anything to jazz up a property. Have a boring outdoor pool? Don't bother with a float or two. Do it the Josh Flagg way - give it a little flair with a few rented swans! Here's the thing about renting swans - once they're splishin' and a splashin', they're not too keen about going back into lockdown. How long do you think Josh waddled around trying to coax the jumpy birds into their cages?

For a man with so many labels, we're happy to say conclusively that Madison is gay. At least for now. Kudos to Madison for coming out on national television and for participating in a sexy photo shoot to protest Prop 8. But what's truly impressive? Managing to be straight, gay, bisexual, polycurious, polyamorous, and confused all in the span of three seasons.

Tonight, agents Chad, Josh, and Madison close their final deals on the season finale of Million Dollar Listing. To celebrate a successful (and stressful) year for L.A.'s hottest agents, we're looking back at this season's Million Dollar moments. Be sure to tune in to the season finale of MDL on Bravo at 10/9c tonight for more priceless moments, but here are our top ten so far.

Tonight, agents Chad, Josh, and Madison close their final deals on the season finale of Million Dollar Listing. To celebrate a successful (and stressful) year for L.A.'s hottest agents, we're looking back at this season's most memorable moments. Be sure to tune in to the season finale of MDL on Bravo at 10/9c tonight for more priceless moments, but here are our top ten so far.