Lord Help Us

Tempers flared and spotted dick was served this week to varying results. Robyn burst onto the scene looking like she was about to burst and requesting a dress for her wedding. Oh, and the wedding was happening within the next four week's before the baby was due. But Rosie would not be deterred!

She may have regretted taking on that job however between Robyn taking her dress to the tailor without telling her (forcing Rosie to start from scratch) and a dog peeing on her finished gown the day of the wedding. But somehow Team Rosie pulled it off and managed to satisfy their pregnant bridezilla. And really all the drama was worth it just to see LT doing the hora:

Of course our resident fashionista/pop superstar mixed it up by adding some of his own fabulous choreography to the mix. Once again LT turns out the party. 

But evidently not everyone is as in love with LT as we are… Enter Michelle's "day husband," Steven. It was a fierrrce battle to try and style Michelle at Rosie's boutique. Steven took one look at LT's romper and decided that he could not be trusted to style his "wife." Luckily a dress was decided upon without any glitter being shed (although some major shade was thrown). I think Rosie was smart not to get involved in their little tussle. Otherwise she might have been caught in the catty crossfire (and we know LT can deliver a mean high kick). 

And then there was the tea to woo Lord Wedgewood. While I get that proper decorum calls for a home cooked high tea, it seemed to me that for the benefit (and safety) of all involved, perhaps having it catered would have been a better option. Michelle's spotted dick was… pretty scary looking, I cannot lie. But Lord Wedgewood was a good sport and accepted Michelle's offer to be Elle's godfather. And seriously, how adorable was he? 

Next week Rosie's got her work cut out for her yet again when she meets a mama who needs a crash course in Diapering 101.