Tommy Feight Went on an Epic Rant About Mercedes "MJ" Javid's Feet

Tommy Feight loves his wife, Mercedes "MJ" Javid, very much. But, he does have one grievance, and it has to do with her toes. The Shahs of Sunset husband just let loose with an epic rant about his wife's "Achilles heel." And speaking of heels, keep scrolling to see what Tommy had to say. 

It all started out beautifully. "So listen, I'm not stupid," he said. "I would never try to compare myself to my wife physically. I know I hit the lotto. I look like I would be Homer Simpson's stunt double. She on the other hand is exquisitely beautiful, OK? She's got the softest skin you'll ever touch, and her face is a work of art. Da Vinci couldn't paint that face." If you sensed there's a but coming, you're right. 

He continued: "But she still has an Achilles heel just like the rest of us. And with her, it's her feet. Her feet are f---ed up. She's got feet like Fred Flinstone. Now I don't want to hear the pregnant women or the women that have babies, that tell me: My feet got f---ed up ... shut up, all right? Her feet were f---ed up long before she got knocked up. She's got a toe on her left foot that I'm pretty sure is an MS 13 gang member. It's got a teardrop tattoo. I think Trump is trying to build a wall around it." 

And then, he turned his attention to his own feet. "But, my feet! Look at this! Look at the birthmark on that toe, look at that! It's like the Marilyn Monroe of feet ... My feet would be the centerfold in Foot Magazine." 

Now, just in case you believe that Tommy's rant contained strong facts, his loving wife is here to prove him wrong. After her husband's colorful speech, MJ took to Instagram to post a photo of her feet, and clearly there is nothing caveman-like about them. (Take a look at MJ's photo here.) 

In her caption, the Shahs mama-to-be wrote: "I don’t mean to call my husband ... a liar, but in todays world, you can’t sit silently while your husband makes s--- up on ya.'"

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