Reza: "I was running around that pool like a gay GI Joe with a loaded pistol."

David on MJ and GG's arrival: "They're on PST. Persian Standard Time. They’ll be here in two and a half hours."

Reza: "Telling somebody that they're wearing H&M in our group is basically calling them a broke ass."

Sammy: "I mean he's the only guy that has a rapist mustache and is still cool."

Asa: "When diamond water goes into body or on my body, it directly connects me to my inner Aries fire dragon, intergalactic Persian priestess. It's like magic. And it's very expensive by the way."

Reza: "Sammy doesn't look like a champagne drinker to me, he looks like a milkshake drinker."

MJ on Reza's weight: "If you're morbidly obese than I'm on obesity death row."

Reza on MJ's mother: "It's kind of like having a second mom hanging out with Vida, but the kind that eats their young."

GG: "I'm not a huge fan of previously worn clothing. You can't get the stench out of used clothing. It's like their body odor is kind of stuck to it for life."

MJ: "Reza's type is barely legal, no chest hair, the opposite of him. Reza's type is twinks." Reza on his options: "Manhattan is like boy Toys R Us."

GG on Sunny's involvement in the discussion at Girls' Night: "Get off the roller coaster because you don’t have a ticket."

GG date convo 1: "I think crazy people are really cool. Who knows if they're not right and we're wrong? GG date convo 2: "It's time for the baby factory to open up."