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Shahs Just Want to Have Fun

Reza explains why he was ready to cut loose in Cabo.

By Reza Farahan

This Group is Gonna Have Some Fun

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So am I crazy or living in an altered universe? Why was GG's father setting up a lunch for GG to get an apology from her sister. I thought GG owed her sister an apology for calling her a b---- and wanting to cut her face with a knife. Confusing? I don't get it.

But forget that: Let's talk about something important: we're going to Mexico. Thank god this group is finally going to have some fun. And now that me and my best friend MJ have made up, I cannot wait to go to Mexico and party. Because all we've been doing is fighting.

And from that scene where we have to uninvite GG, it kind of looks like me and Asa are the puppeteers, when we're actually really not. MJ called me the father and Asa the mother of that group. We're not the mother and father. It's just that MJ's moral compass is not so crisp when it comes to things that are heavy. You should go to MJ if you want to know about sex or alcohol or hamburgers, but knowing about things that are right and wrong probably not the best person. I adore her, but she's not.

So we get to Mexico and we’re having fun. Mike was having a little too much fun. Because you saw me take everyone down to his room and we popped it open and that bitch got up like he had seen the Holy Ghost. Like, he had way to much to drink. He goes to the bathroom. I pop the door open to the bathroom. MJ couldn't have been happier. She was looking at Mike's junk like it was filet mignon. Home girl could not wait to rip into it. Okay. She was licking and wiping the drool off the side of her mouth. She was all about Mike's junk.

Umm, what else happened. We had a ball in Mexico. Mike drank too much. And it’s to be continued. So I’m going to say I love you. Peace out. I’ll call you, don’t call me, and I’ll see you guys next week.

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