Patricia Altschul Launched Hilarious Cocktail Napkins Today

Patricia Altschul Launched Hilarious Cocktail Napkins Today

The Southern Charm doyenne is expanding her line of home products.


There are lots of reasons to be obsessed with Patricia Altschul — her timeless style, her over-the-top home, her butler, for goodness sakes!— but her uncanny ability to deliver one-liners on Southern Charm just might be the best reason of all.

Shall we recount a few for you? There was this one, of course: “One cannot drink cheap wine in the heat.” And this one: “I’m getting thirst with all this talk. Is it 5 o’clock yet?” And let’s not forget this gem: “Women today look like they’ve been shot out of a cannon.” All delivered with a Southern drawl and while wearing a silk caftan, natch!

Taking advantage of her witticisms and her love of happy hour, Patricia has today launched a line of linen cocktail napkins bearing another one of her famous lines — “I have no desire for an inferior martini” — alongside a pink flamingo wearing heels and holding a martini.

Patricia announced her latest product on Instagram this week. “COMING SOON ????those cocktail napkins I promised! #flamingo collaboration with @willaheart @patricias_couture with sayings by @pataltschul#southerncharm.”

Available on her website today, the napkins come in a set of four and retail for $49.50.

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