Patricia Altschul Launched Hilarious Cocktail Napkins Today
The Southern Charm doyenne is expanding her line of home products.
There are lots of reasons to be obsessed with Patricia Altschul — her timeless style, her over-the-top home, her butler, for goodness sakes!— but her uncanny ability to deliver one-liners on Southern Charm just might be the best reason of all.
Shall we recount a few for you? There was this one, of course: “One cannot drink cheap wine in the heat.” And this one: “I’m getting thirst with all this talk. Is it 5 o’clock yet?” And let’s not forget this gem: “Women today look like they’ve been shot out of a cannon.” All delivered with a Southern drawl and while wearing a silk caftan, natch!
Taking advantage of her witticisms and her love of happy hour, Patricia has today launched a line of linen cocktail napkins bearing another one of her famous lines — “I have no desire for an inferior martini” — alongside a pink flamingo wearing heels and holding a martini.
Patricia announced her latest product on Instagram this week. “COMING SOON ????those cocktail napkins I promised! #flamingo collaboration with @willaheart @patricias_couture with sayings by @pataltschul#southerncharm.”
Available on her website today, the napkins come in a set of four and retail for $49.50.
