"100% New Jerrrssszzzey!"

Just when you thought you had finally recovered from the table-flippin' hot mess that was The Real Housewives of New Jersey finale...Funny or Die presents: "The Real Housewives of New Jersey with Jamie-Lynn Sigler." Hold on to your tube tops and Long Island Ice Teas...this clip will blow the sparkly blue shadow right off your eyelids.

Potential Jersey tagline for Season 2: "We are Seeexxxzzeeey, we are classsszzeeey, and we are 100% New Jerrrrzzzeey."

Also: Do you ever "Skype your girlfriend's ass in" while watching a new episode?