Bethenny Compares Her Show to 'Seinfeld'

When Bethenny Ever After premieres tonight, expect a short bald man, bad dance moves, and a lack of soup. Put those eyebrows down and allow Bethenny to explain.

"It's kind of like Seinfeld where there are just these different characters that appear and these ridiculous situations just happen to appear," B tells TVGuide.com about round two of her life as a mom and wifey. "It's not all that glamorous... I'm not running around at Fashion Week. I'm hanging with my family. That's all we really do, it's just my normal life, but somehow it's interesting."

Like many New Yorkers, this I-can't-feel-my-toes frigid winter left Bethenny pondering a move to the West Coast in search of higher temperatures. "I'd like a backyard," the Skinnygirl mogul says. "I'd like a garage and not a closet that we call the garage in my apartment. I'd like every night after dinner to go take a 20-minute walk instead of have my nose hairs frozen."

One can only dream of such simple luxury, but alas, B keeps the business gears moving. "We're not 26 and I'm just going to decide to move there unless it's right for work," she continues.

Yes, Bethenny's back in her multitasking glory when Bethenny Ever After premieres tonight at 10/9c.

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