Caption This: Andy Strikes a Pose

When Andy Cohen hits the red carpet, he does so in style. And sometimes, you know, he likes to try to spank himself, too!

For the next episode of Ask Andy, we're soliciting captions from you—yes, you!—for our latest contest. So now is the time for you to brush up on your inner stand-up comedian and come up with the funniest caption to make Andy laugh. The best ones will be read by him in the next episode, coming this Sunday.

Submit your wittiest retorts on our Facebook Page or our Instagram.

Good luck!